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Monday, April 14th, 2008Papa Don’t Leech
When the city of Springfield is officially broke, Homer has an idea to save the city…
Smoke on the Daughter
When Lisa starts Ballet, she starts smoking heavily too..
Papa Don’t Leech
When the city of Springfield is officially broke, Homer has an idea to save the city…
Smoke on the Daughter
When Lisa starts Ballet, she starts smoking heavily too..
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Season 3 Episode 1:Stark Raving Dad
After a misunderstanding at work, Homer is committed to a mental institution, where he meets an interesting man claiming to be Michael Jackson. Meanwhile, Lisa’s birthday is fast approaching and a reluctant Bart is forced with the task of getting Lisa a birthday present.
Season 3 Episode 2:Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
Lisa enters a nationwide patriotism themed essay contest, and the Simpson family heads off to Washington D.C. for an all expenses paid trip, when Lisa qualifies for the essay contest finals to be held at the Kennedy Center.
Season 3 Episode 3:When Flanders Failed
While hosting a backyard barbecue, Ned Flanders announces that he is going to open “The Leftorium,” a new store in the mall that will cater to the needs of left-handers in Springfield. Homer scoffs at the idea, secretly wishing for Ned to fail, and to his delight, his wish starts to come true.
Season 3 Episode 4:Bart the Murderer
Bart’s bad day suddenly changes when he gets a job working for Fat Tony. Mysteriously, Principal Skinner goes missing. Bart and his new friends are the main suspects.
Season 3 Episode 5:Homer Defined
Homer falls asleep at the Nuclear Power Plant, unaware that he has caused a near-fatal meltdown. With only seconds until impact, he stops the meltdown by pushing a random button on the console. He is suddenly declared a hero and is also given the position of employee of the month. The owner of the Shelbyville Plant, Aristotle Amadopolis, is so impressed with Homer that he wants him to perform a speech to his workers. Homer, knowing that he is a complete fraud, is lost for words during the speech, but is saved by the bell when he is faced with another meltdown. Again, this time with everyone watching him, Homer pushes a random button, ending the meltdown. His true colors are revealed, it was just a lucky guess. Meanwhile, Luanne Van Houten, Milhouse’ mother forbids Milhouse to see Bart because he is a bad influence, and both boys are depressed by this.
Season 3 Episode 6:Like Father, Like Clown
After having to go to dinner at the Simpsons’ house, as a favor for Bart saving him from jail, Krusty the Clown reveals that he is the estranged son of an Orthodox Jewish Rabbi. It seems that Krusty’s father, Rabbi Krustofski, never accepted his son’s profession, and disowned him years ago. Bart and Lisa decide to reunite the two men, but find that getting the Rabbi to agree to a meeting is nearly impossible. After endless research by Lisa, and repeated negotiations by Bart, the Rabbi agrees to meet with his clown son, and the two men are reunited and appear together on The Krusty the Clown Show.
Season 3 Episode 7:Treehouse of Horror II
After eating piles and piles of Halloween candy, Bart, Lisa and Homer have nightmares that haunt them all night. The Monkey’s Paw Lisa dreams that the family goes on a trip to Morocco and buys a cursed monkey paw that grants its owner four wishes. By wishing for world peace, Lisa accidentally paves the way for an alien invasion by Kang and Kodos, who enslave the human race. The Bart ZoneBart’s dream, in which he has the power to read minds and affect a person with his thoughts, which seems like a wonderful dream for him at first. But eventually, he realizes he has used his powers for evil and repents. If I Only Had A BrainHomer dreams that Mr. Burns steals his brain for a giant robot he’s building. Due to an accident, Mr. Smithers is forced to sew Mr. Burns’ head onto Homer’s body. Then he wakes up. It was all a dream, or was it? When he looks in the mirror, Burns’ head is still attached to his.
Season 3 Episode 8:Lisa’s Pony
Homer is entrusted with an important task for Lisa, and when he doesn’t come through for her, she is crushed. To try and buy Lisa’s love back he gets her a pony, but consequences arise, as Homer is forced to work a second job to pay for the pony.
Season 3 Episode 9:Saturdays of Thunder
Bart becomes deeply immersed in competitive soapbox racing while Homer begins to realize that he’s not as good a father as he thought. After attending a lecture at National Fatherhood Institute, Homer becomes a more attentive father, helping Bart build the ultimate soapbox racer. But Bart decides not to use it in his big race against Nelson Muntz, instead opting to borrow Martin Prince’s scientifically engineered aerodynamic racer.
Season 3 Episode 10:Flaming Moe’s
Homer invents a bizarre drink he calls the Flaming Homer. It’s so good that Moe steals his recipe, renames it the Flaming Moe after himself, and takes credit for inventing it. The Flaming Moe revitalizes the bartender’s business, turning Moe’s Tavern into the hottest spot in Springfield.
Homer is so angered by Moe’s stealing of his idea that he sabotages Moe’s chance to sell the recipe for the Flaming Moe to representatives of Tipsy McStagger’s bar and grill franchise. When the recipe is revealed to be Krusty brand cough syrup, every place of business has the Flaming Moe. Realizing he shouldn’t have taken credit in the first place, Moe makes him a Flaming Homer on the house.
Season 3 Episode 11:Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Homer learns that his stock in the company has risen to $25. Not knowing that it would move up to $5200, he sells his stock, spends it all on expensive beer, and then gets chewed out by the family for a stupid mistake. The reason for the big stock price was that Mr. Burns sells The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant for $100 million and then plans to retire.
The buyers are two wealthy German investors who promptly fire Homer because of incompetence. The family goes through a money ordeal but then after a confrontation with Homer and others at Moe’s, Mr. Burns realizes he should never have sold the plant.
After negotiations, Burns buys back the plant and re-hires Homer, plotting to get revenge on him in the future.
Season 3 Episode 12:I Married Marge
Marge fears she may be pregnant, so she rushes to the hospital. While she’s gone, Homer recount his early years with Marge before Bart and Lisa. Back in 1980, a young Homer and Marge get married at Shotgun Pete’s Wedding Chapel after Marge becomes pregnant.
But married life is difficult for the young couple and Homer decides to leave Marge until he is able to provide the sort of life he thinks she deserves. Marge tracks Homer down at his new job at the Gulp ‘N Blow and the two agree to stick it out and build a family together.
Season 3 Episode 13:Radio Bart
On his birthday, Bart receives a “Superstar Celebrity” microphone that transmits sound to an AM radio. Bart decides to use the device to play a prank on the town and places the radio deep inside a well, using the microphone to pose as Timmy O’Toole. But later, when Bart gets stuck in the well himself, the town decides to leave him there as punishment for playing the prank.
Season 3 Episode 14:Lisa the Greek
Homer discovers that Lisa has an uncanny ability to pick winning football teams. Soon, the two of them spend every Sunday afternoon together, betting on football games and winning. Meanwhile, Marge tries to connect to Bart by purchasing clothes for him, but that doesn’t work because the clothes are dorky and Bart gets beaten up. During these “Daddy-Daughter Days,” Lisa feels closer to Homer than ever, but she begins to feel betrayed when she realizes Homer is only interested in her winning picks. Marge learns about this when Homer admits where their big finances came from. Lisa decides to give away everything Homer bought for her with his winnings because it’s all tainted. Lisa rebels by refusing to pick a winner for the Super Bowl until Homer apologizes for being selfish, but then she says if Homer loves her, the winner is Washington, on the other side of the coin, Buffalo. After Washington wins by 7 (in real life 38-24) they agree to have Daddy-Daughter Days after the end of the football season and continue to bond.
Season 3 Episode 15:Homer Alone
Marge has a nervous breakdown from being overworked and under appreciated at home and takes a vacation of her own at the Rancho Relaxo resort, leaving Homer and the kids to fend for themselves and experience the rigors of life without Marge.
Season 3 Episode 16:Bart the Lover
During a particularly long detention jag, Bart discovers that his teacher, Mrs. Krabappel, has placed a personal ad looking for love. Thinking it would be funny to get back at her; Bart writes her a love letter as “Woodrow,” the perfect man who loves holding hands and hates yo-yos like Edna.
Meanwhile, Homer goes on a cursing spree that has Flanders up in arms because it’s affecting Todd. Homer promises to stop swearing if Flanders shaves his moustache. Mrs. Krabappel falls madly in love with Woodrow and Bart begins to realize that he’s done a very cruel thing.
To keep Homer from swearing, a swear jar is created so that when Homer curse, he must drop spare change in the jar. In the jar, there’s enough to buy a new doghouse and some beer. With the help of his family, Bart writes a sweet goodbye letter and lets his teacher gently off the hook.
Season 3 Episode 17:Homer at the Bat
The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant’s softball team goes on a season long winning streak thanks to Homer’s “Wunderbat.” But with the pennant and a $1 million bet on the line Mr. Burns brings in 9 ringers from the professional baseball ranks and a disappointed Homer has to sit the bench.
Season 3 Episode 18:Separate Vocations
After taking career aptitude tests, Lisa discovers that the occupation she’s best suited for is homemaker while Bart is pegged as a future police officer. Each takes the opportunity to explore their options as Lisa spends the day doing chores at home with Marge and Bart goes on a ride along with the police. Lisa hates her role and rebels by becoming a troublemaker at school. Police life fits Bart like a glove and he becomes a hall monitor, handing out demerits to his classmates for minor infractions. When Lisa secretly steals all of the teachers’ manuals, it’s up to Bart and Principal Skinner to figure out who did it. Realizing his sister is the culprit; Bart takes the rap, winds up with six hundred days in detention, and returns to his life as a bad student and detention regular.
Season 3 Episode 19:Dog of Death
Homer believes that he will win the big lottery of $130,000,000 and buys 50 tickets, but none of them are the winning ticket. Meanwhile, Santa’s Little Helper has to be rushed to the hospital to undergo an emergency operation; he has a twisted stomach. Homer is saddened to tell Bart and Lisa that they just can’t afford the $750 for the operation, but seeing how much everyone–including himself–loves the dog, he resolves to find a way to pay for it.
To save up the money, everyone must give up their small luxuries and begin to resent the dog for forcing them to lose out on the things they enjoy. Hurt and dejected, Santa’s Little Helper runs away from home, only to be adopted by Mr. Burns, who trains him to become one of his vicious attack hounds.
After a long brainwashing process, Santa’s Little Helper becomes a bloodthirsty killer. When Bart goes to Burns’ mansion to retrieve his dog, Santa’s Little Helper tries to attack him but remembers all the good times they had and snaps out of his brainwashed state. The dog then returns to his loving family.
Season 3 Episode 20:Colonel Homer
Homer and Marge have a fight after attending a boring movie and Homer drives off angry. As he drives, he pulls up to a honky-tonk bar called Beer ‘N’ Brawl where he meets an aspiring country music singer named Lurleen Lumpkin. Struck by her talent and her beauty, Homer becomes her manager, securing her gigs and a record deal while at the same time fraying his relationship with Marge. Even though it’s clear that Lurleen is falling in love with Homer, he resists her come-ons and signs away Lurleen’s contract to another manager in order to be a better husband to Marge.
Season 3 Episode 21:Black Widower
Selma decides to marry her prison pen-pal, Sideshow Bob. When he gets out of prison, he convinces the Simpson family that he has changed for the better, but Bart remains skeptical and is determined to find out what Sideshow Bob is really up to.
Season 3 Episode 22:The Otto Show
Bart goes with Milhouse to a Spinal Tap concert and decides he wants to become a rock star. Homer and Marge get him a guitar, which he doesn’t know how to play. When Otto plays it in the school bus, he enjoys it a little too much, and suddenly realizes that he is running late. He crashes the bus while taking a short cut to school and it is discovered that he doesn’t have a driver’s license, which costs him his job and his house. Bart lets Otto stay with the Simpsons, but when he gets on Homer’s nerves one too many times, he is kicked out of the house. When Otto returns to the DMV to retake the driving test, he tells Patty about his hatred for Homer. Hearing this, she automatically let him pass his test and he is given a second chance at being the bus driver.
Season 3 Episode 23:Bart’s Friend Falls in Love
Bart gets jealous and decides to do something about it, when he discovers that Milhouse has a girlfriend and suddenly doesn’t have as much time for him any more. Meanwhile Lisa worries about Homer’s weight and convinces Marge to order some subliminal weight loss tapes, instead Homer’s vocabulary improves dramatically when subliminal vocabulary tapes are mislabeled and sent on accident.
Season 3 Episode 24:Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Homer is first revealed to be impotent because of the nuclear plant, so Homer is rewarded with an award for “Excellence in the field of Excellence”. Homer’s half-brother Herb Powell returns, but this time not as a successful businessman. After Homer wrecked his car company, Herb has become a bum, but with a little help from Maggie, he thinks he has come up with a shoo-in invention that will put him back on top. Herb wants to build the first baby translator, a device that will interpret babies’ cries and mumbles into plain speech. Homer agrees to fund the research and when Herb’s business takes off, he buys the family gifts. Lisa gets a book-of-the-month membership, Bart gets a NRA membership, Maggie gets what the dog’s eating, Marge gets a new washer and dryer and Homer gets a vibrating chair.
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Season 2 Episode 1:Bart Gets an F
Due to his constant underachieving in school, Bart is faced with the possibility of flunking the 4th grade.
Season 2 Episode 2:Simpson and Delilah
After using a miracle hair-restoration product, Homer becomes a new and successful man with a full head of hair.
Season 2 Episode 3:Treehouse of Horror
In the backyard treehouse on Halloween, Bart and Lisa try to frighten each other by telling three scary stories. Bad Dream House The family moves into a new house and eerie things begin to happen. Hungry Are The Damned The Simpsons are abducted by aliens, Kang and Kodos, who seem to have plans on eating the family. The Raven Lisa reads the classic Edgar Allan Poe poem.
Season 2 Episode 4:Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
When the nuclear power plant fails a safety inspection, Mr. Burns runs for governor in an attempt to change the laws in his favor.
Season 2 Episode 5: Dancin’ Homer
Homer turns into a big hit with the local baseball team and their fans, when he becomes the team mascot.
Season 2 Episode 6:Dead Putting Society
Bart and neighbor, Todd Flanders, are forced by their fathers, to compete against each other in a putt-putt golf tournament.
Season 2 Episode 7: Bart vs. Thanksgiving
The Simpson family Thanksgiving is ruined, after Bart feels has been wrongly punished, and decides to run away.
Season 2 Episode 8: Bart the Daredevil
After he sees a daredevil perform at a monster truck rally, Bart’s new dream is to become a daredevil himself.
Season 2 Episode 9: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
Marge is fed up with the all the violence on “The Itchy & Scratchy Show,” and decides to do something about it.
Season 2 Episode 10: Bart Gets Hit by a Car
Homer and Bart seek a large cash settlement from Mr. Burns, after he hits Bart with his car.
Season 2 Episode 11: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Homer has only twenty-four hours to live, after he consumes a poison puffer fish at a sushi restaurant.
Season 2 Episode 12: The Way We Was
When the television breaks, the kids gather around, as Homer and Marge share the story of how they met back in high school.
Season 2 Episode 13: Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
Lisa fears that the family might go to Hell, when Homer gets an illegal, free cable TV hookup. Then she makes a stand by refusing to watch it causing problems throughout the family.
Season 2 Episode 14:Principal Charming
Marge’s sister Selma seeks a husband, so Marge orders Homer to help in finding one. Things go wrong though, when Homer invites Principal Skinner over for dinner and Skinner instead falls for Selma’s twin sister Patty.
Season 2 Episode 15:Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Homer discovers that he has a long lost half-brother, who happens to be the wealthy head of Powell Motors in Detroit, Michigan.
Season 2 Episode 16:Bart’s Dog Gets an F
When the family dog, Santa’s Little Helper, begins acting up in the Simpson home, he is forced to go to dog obedience school.
Grampa Simpson is put in a predicament, after his new girlfriend at the Retirement Castle passes away and leaves him with $106,000.
Season 2 Episode 18: Brush with Greatness
Lisa helps Marge rekindle her passion for painting, after the family discovers some of her old artwork up in the attic. Meanwhile, Homer is determined to lose weight after becoming stuck in a water slide at an amusement park.
Season 2 Episode 19:Lisa’s Substitute
With Miss Hoover out sick, an influential substitute teacher takes over for Lisa’s class. Meanwhile, Bart runs for class president against Martin Prince.
Season 2 Episode 20:The War of the Simpsons
After Homer gets drunk and embarrasses Marge in front of their friends at a party, she signs them up for a church sponsored marriage retreat at Catfish Lake. Meanwhile, Grampa is left in charge of the kids.
Season 2 Episode 21:Three Men and a Comic Book
When Bart catches a glimpse of the original issue of Radioactive Man for sale at a comic book convention, he sets out to own the vintage comic book by any means necessary.
Season 2 Episode 22:Blood Feud
Mr. Burns is at death’s door and needs a blood transfusion from a donor that has the same very rare blood type that he does. Homer discovers that Bart has the same rare blood type and he sets his sights on receiving a large monetary gift from Mr. Burns, as a thank-you for Bart’s blood. Things become interesting, when the only thing the Simpson family receives, is a simple thank-you card from Mr. Burns.
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Season 1 Episode 1:Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
It is up to Homer to save Christmas, when bonuses are cut at the nuclear power plant and Marge is forced to use the Christmas savings on an emergency.
Season 1 Episode 2:Bart the Genius
Bart is mistakenly placed in a school for “gifted children” after he cheats on an intelligence test at school.
Season 1 Episode 3:Homer’s Odyssey
Homer struggles to find meaning in his life after he is fired from the nuclear power plant for causing an accident
Season 1 Episode 4:There’s No Disgrace Like Home
After the family embarrasses him at a company picnic, Homer becomes convinced that something is wrong with them and he sets out to “fix” his family.
Season 1 Episode 5:Bart the General
Bart begins to have troubles with Nelson Muntz, the school bully, and is forced to take drastic measures to deal with his problem.
Season 1 Episode 6:Moaning Lisa
Lisa meets a new friend after she comes down with a terrible case of the blues. Meanwhile, Bart and Homer duke it out in video game boxing.
Season 1 Episode 7:The Call of the Simpsons
Homer buys the family an RV and they set out for an off-road adventure in the forest.
Season 1 Episode 8:The Telltale Head
All of Springfield becomes enraged at Bart after he decapitates the town statue of Jebediah Springfield.
Season 1 Episode 9:Life on the Fast Lane
It’s Marge’s birthday, and Homer treads thin ice in his marriage after he selfishly buys a gift for himself to give Marge.
Season 1 Episode 10:Homer’s Night Out
Homer becomes famous in Springfield when Bart distributes a picture of him acting like a wild man at a bachelor party.
Season 1 Episode 11:The Crepes of Wrath
It’s bon voyage Bart, when he is sent to France as part of a student exchange program. Meanwhile, another exchange student takes Bart’s place at home
Season 1 Episode 12:Krusty Gets Busted
Krusty the Clown commits armed robbery and Bart can’t believe it, so he sets out on a quest to clear Krusty’s name.
Season 1 Episode 13:Some Enchanted Evening
Homer and Marge enjoy a night out on the town. Meanwhile, at home, the kids deal with a diabolical babysitter.